Look at my head now!

I have the head of an ass now. This is just great. At first when my friends told me and laughed at me I thought they were all just making a fool of me but I guess not. I now must walk around in the forest with the head of an ass looking like a fool. What am I going to do now I can’t look like this forever but I don’t know how to change my head so I look like a normal person. This is honestly ridiculous like this is a disgrace me, I look like a freak. I know that in the play of Pyramus and Thisby that I will be participating in I will be involved with a scene where I will where the head of an ass for a part but I do not wish to be looking like for ever. Who ever did this joke is really going get it but maybe I deserve this. Lately I have been really ungrateful for what I have and I have had thoughts that I am better than ever but now I am starting to realize that if I don’t